It’s 78mm DiameterThat happens a lot when you get to your age, have you tried pfizers blue pill
It’s 78mm Diameter
I can't even find itYou'll never swallow that.
Have you checked the fridgeI can't even find it
Have you checked the fridge
Might be in the freezer boxHe's got a motorbike in there.
Might be in the freezer box
Down the back of the sofaHe has another 2 in there.
Down the back of the sofa
Have you looked underneath your wallet?Still not found my piston
It wouldn't survive there, way too heavyHave you looked underneath your wallet?
It's not under the floorboards on the walls/ceilings/doors* is it?Still not found my piston
I only have £10 in my walletHave you looked underneath your wallet?
Wealthy bastard, I have £10 pound less then you in my walletI only have £10 in my wallet
I feel a bit better now thankyouWealthy bastard, I have £10 pound less then you in my wallet
Filthy rich that one - must be a ToryWealthy bastard, I have £10 pound less then you in my wallet
Gaylord……Just gone down stairs to chuck rubbish away and is fucking cold -3 tonight, i can believe it, i hate the cold!!
Roll on the warm weather again so my gaylord hands don't get cold!!Gaylord……
Yer a big girls blouse, ya guinness yaJust gone down stairs to chuck rubbish away and is fucking cold -3 tonight, i can believe it, i hate the cold!!
Is Tony not known for liking a bit of an aul war??Just thinking - England's gonna have a rude awakening when we go to war and all our knights are actors, musicians and fuckin' Tony Blair