The feckin weather in the UK!!!!

Well today it is 32 degrees and was thinking of going for a blast, i went down to the garage and came back it's fucking hot hot hot so i might leave it till this evening, there is a weather warning out by the MET for thunder storms over the coming weekend but it is going to be cooler.
 
WAYNE said:
Well today it is 32 degrees and was thinking of going for a blast, i went down to the garage and came back it's fucking hot hot hot so i might leave it till this evening, there is a weather warning out by the MET for thunder storms over the coming weekend but it is going to be cooler.
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It's not hot at 80 mph though 😁
 
Well it's going to be a tad cooler here in Shithampton at 26 degrees and i need to get out of this fucking flat, so i am going for a blast on the 900ie somewhere, no plans just go where ever i end up, there is a nice burger van on the Alton road so might get a fuck off burger, it's run by a nice couple and for some reason i can only recall the women's name and not the blokes, maybe i was distracted at the time when we got talking to them, i do know one thing there burgers are tasty. (y)
 
WAYNE said:
Well it's going to be a tad cooler here in Shithampton at 26 degrees and i need to get out of this fucking flat, so i am going for a blast on the 900ie somewhere, no plans just go where ever i end up, there is a nice burger van on the Alton road so might get a fuck off burger, it's run by a nice couple and for some reason i can only recall the women's name and not the blokes, maybe i was distracted at the time when we got talking to them, i do know one thing there burgers are tasty. (y)
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At the beginning of the sentence you didn't know where you were going but by the end of it you had a detonation, a route in your head, you knew who you were going to meat, you had lunch planned and you'd already had a wank from the wank bank over a burger lady 🤷‍♂️ mayo on that Sir? :)
 
Exige said:
At the beginning of the sentence you didn't know where you were going but by the end of it you had a detonation, a route in your head, you knew who you were going to meat, you had lunch planned and you'd already had a wank from the wank bank over a burger lady 🤷‍♂️ mayo on that Sir? :)
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You took the words right out of my mouth :ROFLMAO: !!
 
Due to global warming it is 18 degrees and pissing down with rain in Shithampton!!
 
Jasus it's nearly too nice here Wayne
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The skitz said:
There's definitely something going on its been 27-28 degrees here all week and even a couple of 30,s it's proper scorchio 👌 maybe that big lass just took her pantys off as she had an overheating box 🤔👀
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Judging by the size she must be I’d say her box overheats whatever the weather 😂.

Just for @WAYNE as I was too lazy to take a photo earlier I just popped out on the balcony 😁👍
25c and not a cloud in the sky 👍
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Well the weather does it again, rain for the weekend, i know it's still early days but i was going to go to Thruxton Saturday Sunday for BSB, i'll have to see how it goes now, FFS!!
 
Barry Hell said:
Assuming you don't go for a holiday today :unsure: 😁
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No mate that aint going to happen, it is just the most unbelievable charge in history(i think), i remember some years back a homeless guy stole a banana from asda and that went to trial, it just beggers belief that these charges can go to trial, the homeless guy got a fine, i mean FFS how the fuck was he going to pay it off, and the Guinness that nearly killed me get's 13 months:rolleyes:, no justice in this country and it has been for a long time.
 
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