Times were hard when I was a kid and we couldn't afford bikes and being the oldest, I had more christmas's than my younger brothers and sister where I didn't get a bike then one christmas, one of these turned up. I was convinced my parents hated me as all the cool kids rode these
Or one of these
So I asked my parents, why have you bought me a girly old persons bike for my christmas present? Is it because you don't like me? They said yes
The end.