I feel the need the need for speed.
Oil filter replaced and filter cover back on, torqued up to 13nm, thread locked just in case. Check.
Sump plug and new washer installed, torqued up, to 13nm, with a light dab of Loctite, just to be sure. Check.
3.5ltrs of Shell 15-50 Ultra-treacle poured in, lovely. Check.
Fresh Motul 660 Olive oil in the brake and clutch lines. Bled the old fashioned way. Check.
Fresh Metzeler M9RR rubber all round. Check.
Permanent TomTom feed and connector installed straight to the battery. Check.
Fairing panels back on, torx screws all back in and we’re good to go.
Test ride, no chance.
Uncle Bazzer is due and I’ve just got time for a cup of tea. Half way through the cup of tea the clock struck 4 and no Baz. So I call him;
‘ Not like you to be late Baz’.
‘I’m ready, aren’t you coming here’?
‘No you’re coming here, I’m on the way’.
‘No I’m on the way’.
‘What the’! Scramble!
‘Give me 10 minutes to load the bags and I’ll meet you in a lay-by en route’.
I couldn’t gas up before because the bike was in bits, another delay.
So the test ride was on the way with my fingers crossed.
Good job I’d check, check, checherdy checked everything.
Marginally before I reached the agreed meeting point a bike is heading the other way, so I give him a wave and ‘Lo’ it’s Uncle Bazzer complete with a new lid.
Isn’t he going the wrong way?
I pull over into a side road, stop and let all the cars I’d just wafted by, pass me by. Dang!
I killed the engine and even with my ear plugs in I can hear Uncle Bazzer before I can see him. An 1199s with a full Akrapovic system sounds like music and I fire up and wave him on.
We’re off. A little later than planned but we’re off and there’s still plenty of time in hand.
I dropped it into the left hander at a roundabout and the new Metzelers made it feel like it was on rails. Don’t even think about asking what it weighs with me and luggage but it still feels really light.
Pure joy.
The thing about the new lids is; I upgraded to a new Shoie GT air complete with new Sena integrated coms system.
‘Luksury, bloody luksury’.
Well it would be but when we stopped off at gas station number one neither of us knew how to turn them on. I don’t mean pair them, I mean power them up!
I bought mine at the NEC show in November, tested communications with the Shat Nav turned it off, boxed it back up again and forgoddabout it and how to use it. I don’t know what Bazzer’s excuse is. Presumably he did the man thing and didn’t read the instructions.
Whatever I pressed didn’t turn it on. So we agreed we didn’t really need it and we’d sort it on the boat.
All that money and we still couldn’t talk to one another. You’ve got to laugh.
All went well, we arrived ahead of time at 8pm and given that we were getting cold we decided to get a sandwich so we could eat while wasting time on the quayside. Basil spotted an Aldi. Now, you can get into Aldi but you can’t get out, especially if you’re in a hurry. They are the rules. This woman had the temerity to be doing a full food shop at 8.15 on a Friday night. What a nerve! So by the time we got back to the ferry check in, the only queue was for cars and vans. No queuing for us, or standing on the quayside munching sandwiches. The men that just wave waved us straight on, it was a result. Apart from the customs guys with nothing to do. So we had to get off the bikes and open our bags. Now if I was going to smuggle something it wouldn’t be out of the country it would be into the country and I wouldn’t choose a motorbike to do it with because there wouldn’t be much of it. Call me old fashioned.
Cursory check, ‘you packed the bags’ etc. etc. Then Bazzer grassed me up saying I had a blow up doll concealed in my baggage.
I countered saying I needed something to warm me up. Ice broken. One of the guys says:
‘Cor, now these really are proper Superbikes. How fast will they go’? Yada yada, yada. Eventually they let us go and we we boarded.
Cut to the next day and there we are sat in the cabin with our helmets on and Baz says to me over the intercom ‘if somebody walks in now, they’ll think we’re a right pair of perverts’.
My reply was;
‘Could be worse, we could have been polishing our helmets’.
Oil filter replaced and filter cover back on, torqued up to 13nm, thread locked just in case. Check.
Sump plug and new washer installed, torqued up, to 13nm, with a light dab of Loctite, just to be sure. Check.
3.5ltrs of Shell 15-50 Ultra-treacle poured in, lovely. Check.
Fresh Motul 660 Olive oil in the brake and clutch lines. Bled the old fashioned way. Check.
Fresh Metzeler M9RR rubber all round. Check.
Permanent TomTom feed and connector installed straight to the battery. Check.
Fairing panels back on, torx screws all back in and we’re good to go.
Test ride, no chance.
Uncle Bazzer is due and I’ve just got time for a cup of tea. Half way through the cup of tea the clock struck 4 and no Baz. So I call him;
‘ Not like you to be late Baz’.
‘I’m ready, aren’t you coming here’?
‘No you’re coming here, I’m on the way’.
‘No I’m on the way’.
‘What the’! Scramble!
‘Give me 10 minutes to load the bags and I’ll meet you in a lay-by en route’.
I couldn’t gas up before because the bike was in bits, another delay.
So the test ride was on the way with my fingers crossed.
Good job I’d check, check, checherdy checked everything.
Marginally before I reached the agreed meeting point a bike is heading the other way, so I give him a wave and ‘Lo’ it’s Uncle Bazzer complete with a new lid.
Isn’t he going the wrong way?
I pull over into a side road, stop and let all the cars I’d just wafted by, pass me by. Dang!
I killed the engine and even with my ear plugs in I can hear Uncle Bazzer before I can see him. An 1199s with a full Akrapovic system sounds like music and I fire up and wave him on.
We’re off. A little later than planned but we’re off and there’s still plenty of time in hand.
I dropped it into the left hander at a roundabout and the new Metzelers made it feel like it was on rails. Don’t even think about asking what it weighs with me and luggage but it still feels really light.
Pure joy.
The thing about the new lids is; I upgraded to a new Shoie GT air complete with new Sena integrated coms system.
‘Luksury, bloody luksury’.
Well it would be but when we stopped off at gas station number one neither of us knew how to turn them on. I don’t mean pair them, I mean power them up!
I bought mine at the NEC show in November, tested communications with the Shat Nav turned it off, boxed it back up again and forgoddabout it and how to use it. I don’t know what Bazzer’s excuse is. Presumably he did the man thing and didn’t read the instructions.
Whatever I pressed didn’t turn it on. So we agreed we didn’t really need it and we’d sort it on the boat.
All that money and we still couldn’t talk to one another. You’ve got to laugh.
All went well, we arrived ahead of time at 8pm and given that we were getting cold we decided to get a sandwich so we could eat while wasting time on the quayside. Basil spotted an Aldi. Now, you can get into Aldi but you can’t get out, especially if you’re in a hurry. They are the rules. This woman had the temerity to be doing a full food shop at 8.15 on a Friday night. What a nerve! So by the time we got back to the ferry check in, the only queue was for cars and vans. No queuing for us, or standing on the quayside munching sandwiches. The men that just wave waved us straight on, it was a result. Apart from the customs guys with nothing to do. So we had to get off the bikes and open our bags. Now if I was going to smuggle something it wouldn’t be out of the country it would be into the country and I wouldn’t choose a motorbike to do it with because there wouldn’t be much of it. Call me old fashioned.
Cursory check, ‘you packed the bags’ etc. etc. Then Bazzer grassed me up saying I had a blow up doll concealed in my baggage.
I countered saying I needed something to warm me up. Ice broken. One of the guys says:
‘Cor, now these really are proper Superbikes. How fast will they go’? Yada yada, yada. Eventually they let us go and we we boarded.
Cut to the next day and there we are sat in the cabin with our helmets on and Baz says to me over the intercom ‘if somebody walks in now, they’ll think we’re a right pair of perverts’.
My reply was;
‘Could be worse, we could have been polishing our helmets’.