In here Ron...Jokes and other one liners...
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You missed an opportunity to call your shed a garageI had to read the opening post again after reading that lot
@wroughtironron rescue this thread please 
I'm confused as there was already a joke thread - are we keeping one thread for the good'uns and one for the bad'uns???
Ah - now it's all clear
Dave.
Nope, still not fucking funny.
I phoned "Alcohol Concern" last night to let them know I was running out of beer.
They can't half be very rude
They can't half be very rude
What do fat chickens get? Lipoclucktion...
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Fat chickens I think - fat fingers 
Jokes about white sugar are rare,
jokes with brown sugar - demerara
jokes with brown sugar - demerara
I used to sell loose onions , but that was before I got the sack
I feel so strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles, I've signed a partition
My neighbour Sid was a bit of a miserable fucker.
Sadly though, he’d been ill for some time and fearing that his end was near, he called his wife to his bedside.
"Doris I have one last wish before I leave you”, he said to her - "Promise me that after I die, you'll marry our neighbour, Ken".
"But Sid , I thought you hated Ken" ?
"I fuckin' do", said Sid.
Sadly though, he’d been ill for some time and fearing that his end was near, he called his wife to his bedside.
"Doris I have one last wish before I leave you”, he said to her - "Promise me that after I die, you'll marry our neighbour, Ken".
"But Sid , I thought you hated Ken" ?
"I fuckin' do", said Sid.
I've got just one word to say to my amazing former maths teacher
Thank you
Thank you
If an indoor shooting range is burning, what should you shout ?