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Jeez!!!

Turn your back for a moment and she's on this like a hawk, it's black Claire, your toys - white goods are in the kitchen!!

:dizzy: :canada:
 
Freak said:
Jeez!!!

Turn your back for a moment and she's on this like a hawk, it's black Claire, your toys - white goods are in the kitchen!!

:dizzy: :canada:
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Get her telt!!!!!! :canada:
 
Freak said:
Apparently she was plastering in the cellar????
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Do you remember that film where the woman put up a false wall in the cellar with her friend behind it still alive, well, until she eventually died :eek:
 
...Hmmm she has been looking funny at me tonight, and she wasn't happy until I'd finished all of my tea...

Yawn.... god I'm feeling a bit sleepy now....
 
Freak said:
...Hmmm she has been looking funny at me tonight, and she wasn't happy until I'd finished all of my tea...

Yawn.... god I'm feeling a bit sleepy now....
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Best redeem yourself quickly to get back in her good books before it's too late.....
That'll be dinner tomorrow night, grocery shopping on Thursday, followed by washing & ironing, hoovering & dusting on Friday, DIY on Saturday.......
.........................:p
 
yeah right!!!

Lil back again, done some plastering while he sat on the sofa yakking to you lot... someone has to get things done around here :rolleyes:

sanding tomorrow night

painting on Thursday...

oh how I love diy :cry:
 
i am thinking if i chop him up small enough i can use the parts in place of expanding foam to fill the larger holes.

Obviously the leftovers willo get fed to the cats, don't want anything to go to waste and would be nice to have something to remember him by :cheers:
 
Freak said:
Obviously the leftovers willo get fed to the cats, don't want anything to go to waste and would be nice to have something to remember him by :cheers:
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You're gonna wait until the cats take a dump and preserve it??? :eek:

You're just a wee bit scary ;)
 
Maybe that's how she got rid of her last bloke? And in some sick and twisted perversion she wanted me to come and watch the evidence - sinking, bobbing, or sitting on the bottom of the bowl :freak:
 
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