Glasgow - Any advice??

berto said:
The formula when vistitng Scotia is simple:
Edinburger resident= W ank
Fife resident=W ank
Glasgow resident= Goodguy!!!
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I probably am a W ank, but at least I don't wear a grubby white shellsuit, Burberry baseball cap and sovvy rings every day like the citizens of Glesgae nat no big man by ra way. ;) :D

Incidentally, can't remember who posted the comment about Embra being the home of soccer violence but perhaps they'd like to justify it by statistics showing the number of people killed/stabbed over the years in OF and Edinburgh derbies. :eek: :D
 
centurysup said:
I probably am a W ank, but at least I don't wear a grubby white shellsuit, Burberry baseball cap and sovvy rings every day like the citizens of Glesgae nat no big man by ra way. ;) :D

Incidentally, can't remember who posted the comment about Embra being the home of soccer violence but perhaps they'd like to justify it by statistics showing the number of people killed/stabbed over the years in OF and Edinburgh derbies. :eek: :D
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Must confess twass me. Watch the real football factory. Even the hardest teams , eg Aberdeen ,Celtic, Rangers and Hearts supporters who he interviewed agreed with it.;)
 
Ah the Glesgae banter ye cannae whack it.....moanthen!!!:comp2:
 
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Scottch said:
Except the weagies, they take it hame for their tea! :puke:
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I say old chap, isn't that a bit thick or in Glasweegin, Away an bile yur heid ya ejit.:p :D
 
Ah the lesserhairedbabagdobberfaefife is a strange beast almost as abundant as the fannypadjohnnybaggobblerfaeburgher KEN ???
 
q.which council in scotland attempted to stop all pubs clubs and restaurants from using glasses, so that the locals couldnt jam them into each others faces?
a. Glasgow

q. which council in scotland had to stop their plans to ban al pubs clubs and restaurants from using glasses because they forgot beer wine and other alcohols come in glass bottles
A. Glasgow

see the people are numpties and their elected councillors are just as bad.maybe theyd been drinking the buckfast when they came up with the plan:D
 
while we in edinburgh use air freshner when there may be a smell in the air in glasgow its used as a shower replacement;)
 
you mongais use magic trees for deodorant.....And it still doesn't work you all smell of pish with @@@@ breath and questionable dress sense...:freak:
 
Derek said:
I remember my first visit to Glasgow back in 1967. We had just came out of a Jimi Hendrix concert and were heading back to Byres Road. On turning a corner and were met by this crowd of nutters, the toughest looking one who bawled at me "See you Jimmy" and lunged in my direction followed by his equally lethal looking chums. My reaction was to fun like f*ck. I escaped but I haven't really had a positive view of Glasgow since despite having met many decent weegies over the years.
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Yeah that Russ Abbott is totally mental....
 
Davieravie said:
Pure gallus so he is by the way big man bottle o ginger an aw that ;)
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Your Patters like Toothpaste, it Comes From a Tube ! :D

/ian

ps want anymore ?
 
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berto said:
you mongais use magic trees for deodorant.....And it still doesn't work you all smell of pish with @@@@ breath and questionable dress sense...:freak:
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hey theres nothing wrong with my dress sense!!!!;)
 
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