What Are You Certain Of, Right Down To Your Bones, Without Proof?

[Char]

My favourite answer was

‘that badgers very rarely badger anyone’

but see if you can do better

 

[Barry Hell]

God's a woman

 

[Gimlet]

That Vladimir Putin is a homosexual.

 

[Gimlet]

And Ursula Von der Leyen is a rug muncher.

 

[ducatidad]

The World's yer lobster.. deffo

 

[DesmoHyper]

That humans will self destruct and Mother Nature will not miss the cancer that is humanity one little bit..

 

[DesmoHyper]

Terry destazi wears shoes with step inserts inside

 

[Dox]

That stupid people outnumber the rest.

 

[ducatidad]

you can fool all the people all of the time, some of the people some of the time, all the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time,,, um um and summat else like that..

 

[wroughtironron]

Cliff Richard isn't a closet heterosexual

 

[Noobie]

Ufo's and aliens are waiting till humans have all gone before they come back home.

 

[Exige]

All religions can’t be right, but all religion can be 100% wrong

 

[ducatidad]

All religions can’t be right, but all religion can be 100% wrong

Blimey! Is that Gospel?

 

[Exige]

Blimey! Is that Gospel?

Yep

 

[ducatidad]

Yep

Amen to that then.. I was expecting a mass reply to your post, but, holy moses, it seems I'm hanging by a wing and a prayer... The saints preserve us..

 

[AirCon]

Death and taxes...

 

[Laava]

Blimey! Is that Gospel?

Statistics 1:1

 

[Laava]

Tom Cruise is CGI

 

[wroughtironron]

Michael Jackson got away with it

 

[Barry Hell]

Michael Jackson got away with it

Unfortunately, like Saville

 

[wroughtironron]

Lennie Henry isn't funny

 

[Barry Hell]

Lennie Henry isn't funny

Herpes is funnier

 

[wroughtironron]

Gary Lineker is a twat

 

[wroughtironron]

George Floyd isn't passing fake dollar bills

 

[wroughtironron]

Edward Colston's statue isn't what it used to be

 

[Barry Hell]

The globe is flat

 

[wroughtironron]

Donald Trump elected President proved that miracles can happen

 

[wroughtironron]

Prince Andrew has a few regrets........

 

[Barry Hell]

Prince Andrew has a few regrets........

But does he

 

[wroughtironron]

The French dislike the Brits